by Derek Morrison
Coffee stop
Energy draining
Blood sugar drop
Need sustaining.
But table service
Fulfillment slow
Getting nervous
Near time to go.
Front of house
Very chic
Back of house
News is bleak.
Facilities no soap
One shared towel
Shared bugs scope
Definitively foul.
Reassuringly expensive
Confused with quality
Customers pensive
Despite frivolity.
Scope for whining
Not enough to eat
Like fine dining
More they bleat.
Friendly smile
Not even one
Not their style
Cyclists shun.
Mud on seats
It’s been raining
Splashes from streets
No guards explaining.
Pay as a group
Final pain
Collection hoop
Not come again.
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